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Lazy Liberal

11-17-2008, 03:27 PM

Not for me,......................really.
How long will it really stay in your system? I heard 24 hrs to a month????
any help.


RwK

11-17-2008, 03:28 PM

It depends on how much body fat you have, or how fast you body metabolizes fat. Drinking water, excersise all that won't help.
Just remember to give yourself a month before a test next time.


RwK

11-17-2008, 03:30 PM

If you want to pass the test, you need to buy a piss masker.
One of those cleaners that will show clean for a couple of hours, and make sure you eat tons of food the week before a test.
You want to put on a layer of body fat on top of the infected layer. That way the metabolites processed in the urine come from the new layer.


Left2body

11-17-2008, 03:30 PM

Smoke some crack or shoot some heroine. They will never find the Marijuana in your system after that.


TRAVI$

11-17-2008, 03:31 PM

Suicide.
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RwK

11-17-2008, 03:32 PM

Smoke some crack or shoot some heroine. They will never find the Marijuana in your system after that.
haha actually that stuff will be out in 2 days.
The herb takes 1 week to 2 years.


Lazy Liberal

11-17-2008, 03:34 PM

haha actually that stuff will be out in 2 days.
The herb takes 1 week to 2 years.
so no sweating it out and drinking gallons of water and pissin clear will not work?????????


RwK

11-17-2008, 03:34 PM

so no sweating it out and drinking gallons of water and pissin clear will not work?????????
Nope .
Thc is not water soluble.


Left2body

11-17-2008, 03:34 PM

haha actually that stuff will be out in 2 days.
The herb takes 1 week to 2 years.
Haha, really? I played sports in HS and College so I never did anything stronger than beer and some shots.


baya

11-17-2008, 03:35 PM

drink lots of water and get a bottle of thestuff (google it) - it's worked for me in the past.
i detoxed up until this past friday - took me almost two months to rid myself of THC.


Sin City

11-17-2008, 03:36 PM

drink lots of tea, cranberry juice and water.
make sure you piss like a race horse.


Sin City

11-17-2008, 03:37 PM

drink lots of water and get a bottle of thestuff (google it) - it's worked for me in the past.
i detoxed up until this past friday - took me almost two months to rid myself of THC.
fokin pot head....


Lazy Liberal

11-17-2008, 03:37 PM

Nope .
Thc is not water soluble.
If u smoked and the last time u blazed was months ago, will the thc disappear faster????


Garo

11-17-2008, 03:37 PM

haha actually that stuff will be out in 2 days.
The herb takes 1 week to 2 years.
2 years? Doubt it.
It actually also depends on how often you puff the magic dragon. If you smoke often it can stay in your system for a month, if not, you can get it out of your system quicker. I smoked weed a little over a week before I had to give a drug test. Since I wasn't a casual smoker, it didn't stay in my system as long.
What you need to do is drink a lot of water, I mean A LOT. Take a piss often, masturbate a few times, and keep pouring water or cranberry juice into your body.


baya

11-17-2008, 03:38 PM

fokin pot head....
trust that society prefers me this way :headbang:


RwK

11-17-2008, 03:40 PM

What you need to do is drink a lot of water, I mean A LOT. Take a piss often, masturbate a few times, and keep pouring water or cranberry juice into your body.
Dude this is just terrible advice.......no offense


RwK

11-17-2008, 03:41 PM

*Well Stretches*
Hope you pass your test buddy. DRINK THAT WATER!!!!!


Lazy Liberal

11-17-2008, 03:42 PM

2 years? Doubt it.
It actually also depends on how often you puff the magic dragon. If you smoke often it can stay in your system for a month, if not, you can get it out of your system quicker. I smoked weed a little over a week before I had to give a drug test. Since I wasn't a casual smoker, it didn't stay in my system as long.
What you need to do is drink a lot of water, I mean A LOT. Take a piss often, masturbate a few times, and keep pouring water or cranberry juice into your body.
Thanks, im ready for my jacking off session. Should I reach climax?????


baya

11-17-2008, 03:43 PM

If u smoked and the last time u blazed was months ago, will the thc disappear faster????
if the last time you blazed was months ago, you should be fine.
also - if you're a fed or local gvmn't employee you'll be pissed in those 10 buck target tests, which you can purchase yourself for ... 10 bucks ... at target.
get it and quell the fear.


Lazy Liberal

11-17-2008, 03:48 PM

if the last time you blazed was months ago, you should be fine.
also - if you're a fed or local gvmn't employee you'll be pissed in those 10 buck target tests, which you can purchase yourself for ... 10 bucks ... at target.
get it and quell the fear.
Thanks, ill get the kit. So it doesnt matter if u drink gallons of water and piss clear?? I thought when u piss yellow, it would carry more bad ****??


Left2body

11-17-2008, 03:50 PM

I do however know that there are kits used to pass urine test. They are mostly used to pass steroid test for athletes but I guess they can be used for Job test also.
http://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-test-solutions/store/comersus_viewItem.asp?idProduct=1072


Vladimir303

11-17-2008, 03:54 PM

Eat some baking soda a few hours before your drug test. It should keep you clean for 5 hours. True Story.
I've done this before.


baya

11-17-2008, 04:03 PM

Thanks, ill get the kit. So it doesnt matter if u drink gallons of water and piss clear?? I thought when u piss yellow, it would carry more bad ****??
it does matter, you're keeping your body metabolizing the water and thc flushes out with it. so the more the better, i've known a person to flush weed out of his system in days just by taking in inordinate amounts of water.


Garo

11-17-2008, 04:40 PM

Dude this is just terrible advice.......no offense
None Taken. :D
Thanks, im ready for my jacking off session. Should I reach climax?????

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